Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
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I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
its liver damage thursday
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