Can Purell be used as lube?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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