Sry I called you an 8
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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