So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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