She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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