Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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