All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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