How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
