Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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