so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Its about making memories worth repressing
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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