He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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