just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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