So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Is it penis luge time yet?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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