she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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