Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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