oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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