yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
the condom got lost in my hair
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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