halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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