It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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