I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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