is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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