Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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