I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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