Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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