She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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