i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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