would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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