yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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