32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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