yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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