I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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