I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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