Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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