Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
