This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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