It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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