Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
