I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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