Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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