No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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