I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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