I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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