I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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