I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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