Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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