I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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