You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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