what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
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so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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