Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.

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(937): View more from Ohio

you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."

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(512): View more from Texas

I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.

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(804): View more from Virginia

I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate

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(937): View more from Ohio

she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks

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(706): View more from Georgia

Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.

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