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• (630): View more from Illinois

  her vagine was all disorganized.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  wtf. i just found you're porn stash.

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  u like it?

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  NOT THE POINT.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  this hospital has no fireball

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"

  (404): View more from Georgia

  That is so sad.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I've had more orgasms than showers this week.

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