Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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