Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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