Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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