How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Randomize
