fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
you had me at cake vodka
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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