Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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