No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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